the most annoying thing about my name is that people automatically assume i’m a guy
i wonder if, out of the endless list of natural and supernatural catastrophes like global warming, aliens, sea monsters, tsunamis and zombies, the one that ultimately brings about the end of our civilization is fucking stupid american internet-educated new age hipster parents who bring centuries-old diseases back into society because they refuse to vaccinate their stupid kids
I might actually spend my summer in London this year? I got some kind of internship at the Natural History Museum!?